The First Thought That Comes To Mind is "What the F*** Is Wrong With You?"

I am all about self-expression, but what the f*** is wrong with you dude? Seriously. What the f*** is wrong with you? Congratulations on setting the Guinness World Record for most body modifications, but what the f*** is wrong with you? I had a few questions holstered up about the satanic horn implants and hundreds of piercings, but the only question that really matters is what the f*** is wrong with you? That, and how do you shave? But mostly what the f*** is wrong with you?