As Wisconsin sports fans breathed a deep sigh of relief upon hearing the news of no structural damage in Giannis' knee, the Brewers scored 15 UNANSWERED RUNS completing a sweep of the Cubs and sending the floppy hat, cargo shorts, north shore quiche eating fans back to their overpriced John Hughes Movie Lake Forest homes. To celebrate, we slaked our thirst by drinking from a Chalice of Cubs Fans Tears in Drew & KB's Central Standard Time Out Sports Lounge.
If you missed it, here's a refill for you to enjoy.